Qoutable Quotes

"Which brother fell first?"

Ang — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 01:32:14 +0000

Ty asked me this question on the 10th anniversary of 9/11. Puzzled, I asked what he meant. He continued, "Well, if the towers were twins, then they must have been brothers. So, which brother feel first?" What sweet symbolism. In thinking back, we did watch our brothers fall.

"Winner Winner Chicken Dinner"

Ang — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 01:25:36 +0000

Wil, who generally deals in fact, told me this morning that he actually invented this phrase.

"THE New York City."

Ang — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 21:15:25 +0000

Not sure why the boys refer to New York City as THE New York City, but if any city in the USA deserves a capital THE before it, NYC is it!

"Mommy, if you speak Spanish do you laugh in Spanish or in English?"

Ang — Sun, 02 Jan 2011 17:17:47 +0000

I love a Wil question!

"Minamanna Jones"

Ang — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 10:13:32 +0000

Indiana Jones as spoken by Ty and Wil.

"Mommy, can I break my laugh box?"

Ang — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 22:20:44 +0000

After a hard belly laugh (brought on by his brother's antics), Wil asked me, "Mommy, can I break my laugh box?" I love the way this kid thinks.

"Jesus don't lie, Mom!"

Ang — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 01:16:22 +0000

The other day while visiting the mall, Ty was playing with my phone and left it sitting on the counter. He was pretending to call the mall cops because mommy was taking too long. Cute. Anyway, as I frantically ran back to the store, I heard Ty—clearly guilt ridden—murmuring a prayer of some sort. As I walked through the doors of the store, the clerk smiled and held my phone up in the air as if she was expecting me. I graciously grabbed the phone and the boys and we were on our way. Back in the car, Ty excitedly told me that he KNEW my phone would be there because Jesus told him so. He explained that whatever you pray, as long as it's a good thing and not a toy, Jesus grants your wish and "Jesus don't lie, Mom!"

"Here comes the bride all dressed and WIDE!"

Ang — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 01:11:11 +0000

For some reason the boys recently latched onto this little diddy—singing it till they feel dizzy. And, no matter how many times I've told them that the word is WHITE, they insist it's WIDE. If they're ever asked to sing at a wedding, the bride is NOT going to be happy when she hears the adjusted lyrics.

"I don't kiss human girls!"

Ang — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 00:24:56 +0000

I hate to admit it, but Wil has not kissed me (his mommy) in over a year. No kidding. I guess I shouldn't take it personally since he recently told me that it's nothing personal, he just doesn't kiss human girls, but c'mon! I'm his MOMMY! Apparently, dogs, dads & dudes are kiss-approved, but as for girls (of the human kind) ... fuggedaboudit! I'm about ready to tell him I'm from Venus!

"...because I don't want to drink that!"

Ang — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 20:25:52 +0000

This is what I heard from the other side of the lavatory door at Wil's recent doctor's visit. While Daddy was helping Wil to give his urine sample he began crying. John asked him what all the fuss was about—after all this was the easy part. Wil looked at the cup and then up at John then exclaimed, "I'm crying because I don't want to drink that!" As per Wil's overly literal interpretation of most situations: cups are for drinking!